I’m retired, get high every day, all day -I have a lot of time for rando text messages.
I was board with life, hanging out getting high by myself everyday -coming up with epic solutions to common world problems with no one to share this vast knowledge with. Now anytime I get a high epiphany, I send rando text messages.
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Abusing rando text messages
It all started when my nephew got tired of me texting rando shit when I get high. Hes cool with it but sometimes I get on a roll. OK sometimes its gets a bit out of hand. There are records of 20+ text to him in a single day. One morning he sent me the number to a buddy of his.
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He tells me he needs to load balance his inbox of texts and to send some to that guy. There close friends and he didn’t want his friend to know who or where the texts are coming from. It was to be a prank.
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Fast forward a few months
now I have 4 numbers to from people who heard about this ridiculousness. This idea of my nephews prank has now evolved into a hobby. They tell me a little about the subject I’m about to grace with my rando text of a High Epiphany and off I go.
Now I’m sending a rando texts from The High Uncle to them as well. I have absolutely no regard for the day or time of day when these rando texts fire.
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The kids nowadays have options to silence, block etc. I’m not loosing sleep over interrupting a meeting or lunch. I tell them that its what I do -They suggest I spread the love -bam I get another number to bestow my next level intellect with.
My wife does this to her friends kids. Keep it up! These kids have no idea. LOL